When I’m shuffling
Expectation
Reality
(Source: oafishly, via lolsofunny)
| Obama: | Doesn't want to ban porn. |
|---|---|
| Obama: | Doesn't want to restrict your internet. |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to take away your guns. |
| Obama: | Supports gay marriage. |
| Obama: | Education for all! |
| Obama: | Universal healthcare! |
| Obama: | Wants to continue Planned Parenthood! |
| Americans: | YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR NATION! |
| my dad: | (yelling at the tv) |
|---|---|
| me: | you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you. |
| my dad: | you're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist. |
| me: | |
| me: | dont talk to me |
(via healthyfitglow)
(Source: bori-cha, via strivingtobehealthy)
